I was once a stripper named Diamond Dan.

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Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

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"I woke up and ate pancakes and then I worked out. So, I’ve achieved nothing today."


Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

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Dean Winchester. Out of the fire and back in the frying pan, huh? Makes you a rare individual.

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No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second, and it’s over. Never let your guard down, ever.

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